A-Zoo – Nessie animated gif

I hear ya crying, “Oh where was A-Zoo last week?” Well, it was there, but I guess you didn’t look hard enough.

Which actually brings us nicely to this week’s animal.

Today we’re going to look at the majestic lake beast know to some as “Nessy”

Known to others down the pub as “Big Paul”

nessie

Nessy (Latin name Loch Ness Monster) is a hulking beast living in the depths of some lake in Scotland, I can’t remember the name of it. Lake Michigan perhaps? A lake is like a puddle that hasn’t bothered to evaporate and just kept growing until it becomes a bit of palaver. Anyway, this isn’t A-Zoo Lake edition………….. That’s the next series ;)

SO Nessy, she’s a massive aquatic aquatic creature that has a similar appearance of a carved out styrofoam model, or actually maybe a piece of driftwood. Actually, I’d say she looks more like, if you get a dinosaur plastic toy and a tub of water, go on, get them I can wait.

Got it? Fab, so put the dinosaur in the water and squint. Squint a bit harder. Harder.

Almost, squint so basically your eyes are closed. Are they closed? HOW CAN YOUR READ THIS THEN?

Yeah like that. She looks exactly like that.

In tribute to Nessy, I’m going to write 10000 words to the magnificent creature, but done in such a way, it can only be viewed by squinting. Go on.

Squint a bit harder. Harder.

Almost, squint so basically your eyes are closed. Are they closed? HOW CAN YOUR READ THIS THEN?

Coming up next week

Next week: from the shores of Scotland instead, an Oyster animated gif

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